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Child films: You'd think they'd be a swell, awesome, creative kids movie. But sometimes swell, awesome, creative kids movies abruptly change into adult/teen humor. Of course I don't mind the adult humor since it fortifies my pleasure of the film, but when your younger cousin/sibling/whatever starts asking you about the Hookah-smoking caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland, or what a thong was because he/she saw the puppet from Shrek 2 wearing it, its makes the situation harder on you because you gotta explain what all that crap is. "Oh. That caterpillar is smoking a hookah because he has lungs problems." or "A thong is ... a temporary solution for toilet paper."

Kids ask the darnest things.

We sensed the making of our lives
In the Cardiff afterlife

I'm in love with Ioan Gruffudd. That man is insanely beautiful and I love his style of acting. Its amazing how he can still look like an adonis at that age. I know. My celebrity crushes are quite pathetic, but, its something I'm not ashamed of. -grin-

I put a major cutdown on my role-play of characters. I've set my attention on about, three of them. Those three are my most important. The others I love, but they can afford to be expended. Well not expended but ... lets just say they need a hiatus.

You know how parents encourage you to do something because they think it will benefit you, when really its just something that'll make them proud of you for? My dad has been trying to get me to play golf. Honest to God, its not that appealing. (but yet I still try it -_-)

- Lee <3 Ioan -

Girl:  Is your name Vince?
Big hairy guy:  Yes. Yub Nub.

Hahahah. *high fives jordan and runs away*

 
Strawberries are aphrodesiacs-- except when jordan is eating them.

 Eat meeeee. Who dat be???

Oh hell no. Eating MY chocolate. THAT WENCH.

Peek-a- boo boo.

 Yes. Thats me.Meesing with photoshop.

 
You heard the man. He belongs to me. *dominatrix-ish grin* 

OOPS. whered this come from? I know its awkward for me to show his pic, but it did a good job of ticking jordan off. Heehee.

I have been isolated from my social life. I'm serious. Jordan? My fellow RPers? Anyone willing to plan a charming get-together for poor Lee who has been kept secret from society? Vince? Darren? God?!

You all suck (the people whom I have noted above). Anyways, my parents took me to watch a series of great movies. Cinderella Man— awesome movie plotted in the Depression Era with great boxing. I never get tired of Russell Crowe, the man was born an Academy award winner; Mr. and Mrs. Smith— marriage can be so confusing; The Longest Yard— If you have not seen that, you should. It makes you wanna go to jail. Although I do recommend the original "The Longest Yard" with Burt Reynolds in it. That one was good too.

And I'm head-over-heels for my character, Oliver Wessex. The 'cocky and arrogant' personality is really appealing. I seriously wanna make him some friends in the Cavanaugh ring but I already have enough characters. Just to let you know, if he had any friends, their names would be "Roland" and the other "Cal." They're up for grabs if you wish to have them. -hint hint-

I got a haircut. So you people can no longer call me Pocahontas. For the time being at least. My hair grows fast anyway. I would have kept it long, but it started getting unhealthy. I cut about, four inches off.  I feel really empty right now. [You guys like Meeko? The most awesome raccoon from the movie?] And I have a really bad shoe fetish right now. My money is vanishing like cotton candy. And I just thought I'd say this to the world since not many people read this xanga anyway and Jordan has forgotten about me ...

J o r d a n   has amazing gas issues. I remember that time she let out a frickin hiroshima bomb in my room. Sheesh. I'm gonna go buy her Beano and some other off-the-counter crap. I'm lazy at the moment so I'm gonna walk carelessly into Walgreens in my boxers and disheveled hair.

The trip was awesome. Cindy and I got it on tape too. But mostly Cindy. Were gonna like, combine tapes and make one huge ROFLing Disneyland trip vhs, dvd, or whatever. It's gonna be great. We weren't supposed to videotape Jordan and her new lover since shes gonna like show it to her mom or something ... haha. Oh well. Its time she stopped lying to her momma anyway. So yeah. We got a whole buncha other stuff or jordan being her ghetto self and vince being a camera hog (-_-) but, I'm too lazy to elaborate. Oh yeah, not to mention, with the dvd, or vhs or whatever comes a featured bonus of josie, lena, niece, and jordan dancing and singing in front of the mirror. BUAHAHA. And Joe's getting his license on Friday .... which arouses my jealousy. I wanna drive so bad. They should change the age limit of driving. And they should ban seatbelts. God I hate those things.

And word to the wise: If you manage to hear a sudden "Doosh Doosh Doosh Doosh" sound coming your way-- Run.

Run far away.